First of all, a man doesn't call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis".When a relationship ends,a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she'll get on her life.
A man has a little more trouble letting go.Six months after the break-up,at 3.00am on a Saturday nite,he will call and say, "I just wanted to let u know that u've ruined my life, and i'll never forgive u, and i hate u, and u're totally floozy.But i want u to know there's awez a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate U/I Love U" drunken phone call,that 99% of all men have made at least once.
Women prefer 30-45 minutes of foreplay.Men prefer 30-45secs of foreplay.Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.ish ish..
A man has at most 6 items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel.The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Going out :
When a man says he's ready to go out, it means he's ready to go out.When a woman says she's ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, finishes putting on her makeup.
Men are vain.They will check themselves out in the mirror.Women are ridiculous.They will check out their reflections in any shiny surfaces.mirrors,spoons,store windows,toasters,cars,etc.
If a woman is out driving and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings,she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions.Men consider this as weakness.Men will never stop and ask for directions.Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like i've found a new way to get there".
Admitting mistakes :
Women will sumtimes admit making mistakes.The last man who admitted that he was wrong was Gen. George Custer.
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