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Monday, August 10, 2009

last nite was the worst..heh..


disebabkan geng2 eddy nk buat private party at sum1's apart..so aku n a'ai decided not to join em..
very dangerous kot..haih~
so we went to our usual place on saturday nite..owh..dis time around..meem join..haha..

gerak around 12..sampai around 12.45..standard time..parking xd..kn carik parking lu..heh..
sesampai nye di dalam..

"pergh.....ramai nk mampos...mcm ade event lak.."
siyes..mmg sgt ramai..

aku n a'ai n meem trus menuju ke tgh..(port biasa)
at first mcm sgt2 boring..tp..
da lame2..hahahahahha...badan bergerak dgn laju seiring lagu2.. ;p

sedang larut menari..muncul sorg demi sorg mamat..yg aku x berminat nk tgk satu pn..heh..
OMG...xtaw nk cite cmne..hahahaha...
diorg ni ade group..dtg sekali dlm 7 org i think..
but the funniest guy was the guy yg ngaku he's from indonesia n his dad has a company in m'sia..
die speaking all the time eyh..x pnah ckp melayu pn..
his best sentence was..

"saya bisa dong ngomong melayu.. "
"jom pegi saneeee...."
OMG..sgt xle blah mamat tu..adoiyai...termasuklah geng2 die..cousin die je yg bole blah sket..
sbb die x byk ckp..huhu

pukul 3..acara tamat..hehe..kitorg kua je..tibe2 ade org sergah..
"Hey,where u guys goin?"
guys la?heh..
aku tgk a'ai..a'ai tgk meem..meem tgk aku..
"PELITA!"
tibe2 kawan2 die dtg..ade sorg mabuk..yg mabuk ni aku xle blah eyh..ni ayat favourite die.
"sumpah xnk couple!nk kawan je!" wat ta hell..rimas...

perjalanan ke PELITA sgt jauh..y?sbb a'ai slh jln..wahahaha...die slhkan aku sbb x bg direction..
padehal sume2 pn tgh sebok mengusha kiri kanan..wahahahahaha..
smpi je kt pelita..aku ingtkn evrythin's over..owh...tanggapanku slh..hahahaha..
tibe2 mamat indon tu muncul..aku dgn peliknye berkata..
"mamat ni ade je kat mane2 kan."(^_^)
aku admit aku agak annoying mlm tu..but who cares..haha..

kitorg da carik table..mamat yg konon2nya dari indon tu pn ade sekali..so ade 4 org la.(ajar readers math. ;p)
sdg lepak2..tbe2 die ajak g mamak seblah pelita tu.okay..ssh gak kitorg nk ikut..tp dah die begging cam indon kantoi naek kapal haram..okay lah..ikut.lgpn si a'ai dah jumpe sum1 yg sebijik mcm si *tuuuuut*.so die x sedap hati nk duk ctu.okay..xpe.mari gerak..katenye...kawan2 die sme ade 20 org..yea rite..xpe..follow je..kaki aku dah mcm nk tercabut.sgt tggi.adeh~ -_-'

smpi je kt mamak seblah..aku tgk table tu kosong?uik..mane kawan2 die?kte ramai sgt?ok xpe..duduk je..aku n meem sgt lapar..x pedulik..dah order mkn sme..kwn die yg "sumpah xnk couple" tu dtg..cousin die pn..fuhhh..annoying..

sepanjang beberapa minit duk kt mamak tu..aku dpt gelaran kelahiran pahang..org asli..ade jerawat kt dahi..ape lg..damn u pathetic fake indonesian boy!!!huh..

part skt perut gelak :

part 1
meem : which part of indonesia are u?
indon : jawa tengah.indonesian called it jateng(aku gelak berdekah2 dlm hati mase tu.wahahahaha!!)
meem : jawa tengah kat mane?
indon : if i tell u pun..u bkn taw..
meem : btaw je la..
(sampai sudah die x btaw..)

part 2
a'ai : wat's ur name ey?
indon : my name?
a'ai : yea..ur name..
indon : (sambil garu2 kepale)wat's my name eyh bro?
a'ai : hai..name sndri x ingt?
indon : owh..jason.(lepas kwn die btaw)u can call me jason
(muke cina sket pn xd nak name jason..piraahhhhh!!!

part 3
aku order mee goreng.a'ai n meem ordered maggi goreng.
indon : owh here they call dis mee goreng yea?
kami : yea.y?
indon : coz at indonesia they call dis mee bakar!!!!
-_-'
tolonglah weh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sgt bodoh si fake indon nih!!!haahahahahaaha...

lemau aku duk kat ctu..not even 1 hour kitorg spend time kt ctu..tp rasa annoying sgt..dilimpahi dgn tuduhan kami kerek..(mmg btul aku ase..sbb da xle blah lgsg ngn si indon ngn kwn die tu.cousin die lek je.heh)

then..sorg demi sorg kwn die blah..tggl si indon tu je..then die trus ke counter..nk settle bill..dlm hati..bgs gak..save sket.haha..
lps die byr..die dtg blk ke table..

indon : u guys dun need to pay anythin yea..i dah settlekan semua..
kami : owh okie..tx!!
indon : u dun have a phone num?
kami : nope.
indon : pity u guys la..u sure u dun have a phone num?(sgt rude muke die eyh)
kami : y dun u give us ur num..we'll contact u if anythin.okie?
indon : okie..ur cellphone?
kami : no..we dun have cellphone.
dgn muke amat kerek..die ke counter bayaran mamak tu.tulis num fon die atas kertas.lalu chow begitu sahaja meninggalkan kami termangu2..damn u fake indon!!huh.

kitorg pn da hbs mkn..ingt nk chow..tbe2 anne dtg..tnjk bil RM16.10.
kami : aik anne!!bkn die da byr ke td?
anne : dia byr kawan dia saja...u orang dia tada byr..
kami : damn u fake indon!
kitorg tggu anne kira..dgn pnuh sbr..ade gak la maki sket2..tp x teruk sgt..nnt imej tercalar dpn anne..ahahaha.

lps je kdai mamak tu..otw ke kereta..kami sgt marah..sgt2 mrh..sbb rasa mcm...eeeeeeeeeee...bodonye!!!
huu..tp xpe..die x dpt pape..kitorg x hilang pape..hilang masa sket la..heh.

gosh..the worst nite ever..siyes!

2 comments:

A'ai said...

wahhh..
tang dialog yg xley blah tuh.. wakkakkaa....
fucking shit punye fake indon!!

xpe babe, next time will be much better than last time..
hehhehe
kite crk port baru k..

Unknown said...

taw xpe!!!hahahah..
jom babe!carik port baru!ngehehehe...